THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF INSTANT REGRET

Tyrone F. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to satisfy the censors) was a "soiled aged male" who was normally right after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat with a park bench he would make an effort to sit correct beside her, sooner or later forcing her to the edge of the bench. Subsequently, the immune program is ru